Only a Fetus Could Play Her

July 31, 2005

Unbeknownst to both Sandra Bullock and Catherine Zeta Jones, the two highly paid actresses are too old to play the much-coveted role of Wonder Woman. According to the overly patriotic heroine’s original portrayer, Lynda Carter, the honors should go to a virtual unknown around the age of 20. Ms. Carter has reportedly urged the film’s co-writer and director, Buffy creator Joss Whedon, to stray from the mainstream when casting the film. We’re wondering just how obscure the new star should be, Lynda. Is someone feeling the need to once again sport a snazzy pair of star-spangled hot pants?

Zeta-Jones, Bullock ‘too old’ for Wonder Woman role – Ireland On-Line


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