Tom & Katie: A Very Special Episode of ‘The Twilight Zone’
June 25, 2005
Unless you’ve been living in a remote part of the world that has not yet discovered the modern intellectual pursuit of the written or spoken word, you already know that bizarro-couple Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are engaged. In a move that makes their relationship even creepier (if possible), Cruise sat down with Matt Lauer to espouse the greatness of life and unintentionally reaffirm his impending insanity. With ever-present, pseudo-fiancee Katie leering in the eerie, off-camera darkness, Cruise spoke of his new movie, life with Katie, and, of course, his fondness for publicly denouncing drug-assisted recovery from serious mental illness. In case you missed the magic, MSNBC has made the lunacy available for the low, low price of free.
I’m passionate about life – MSNBC
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