Osbourne Back in Rehab

June 5, 2005

In a move that surprises no one, 20 year-old rehab veteran Kelly Osbourne has gone back to the clinic. A family spokesperson had this to say:

“Kelly is in a facility dealing with some personal issues. She’ll be back in a few weeks.”

Drugs have become part of the Osbourne family’s raison d’etre; father Ozzie and brother Jack are also former treatment facility residents. It’s only a matter of time before someone’s drug-induced hallucination turns one of the dogs into a ham sandwich.

Report: Kelly Osbourne Back In Rehab – The Hawaii Channel


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