Acting Is Hard

May 3, 2005

Lara Croft portrayer and alleged homewrecker Angelina Jolie is threatening to leave the silver screen. Jolie reportedly told friends that she is considering quitting the biz because she “doesn’t need the money or the hassle.”

The 29-year-old actress is also concerned about the way her Hollywood lifestyle is affecting baby Maddox.

Our question: When did “Hollywood lifestyle” become a euphemism for “acting like a giant whore?” Sources close to the star disclosed this vital information:

“She wants to do more work and spend time with her son so she’ll at least take a long break.”

Legs together, Angie. Legs together.

‘Hassled’ Jolie May Quit
– Sky News


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