Natasha Lyonne: ‘I’m Going to Sexually Molest Your Dog’

April 19, 2005

Slums of Beverly Hills actress Natasha Lyonne has been issued an arrest warrant after her poorly timed appearance in a New York court Monday. Lyonne has been charged with criminal mischief, harassment and trespass stemming from an incident in which she allegedly entered a neighbor’s apartment, tore a mirror off the wall and at one point stated, “I’m going to sexually molest your dog.” Lyonne did little to help her case, showing up to court an hour late and promptly leaving only a half an hour later.

The American Pie star’s erratic courtroom behavior is less than shocking considering her tumultuous history with authority:

It is not the first time Lyonne has been in trouble. In 2001, she lost control of her car while driving drunk, pleaded guilty, and was sentenced to six months probation.

No word yet as to whether or not Ms. Lyonne subscribes to the Winona Ryder method for role research.

Arrest warrant for ‘Pie’ actress –


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