You, Too, Can Smell Like Celine

March 29, 2005

Showboating French Canadian Celine Dion has made her new fragrance, Belong, a global commodity. The odorous concoction is being described as a “feminine flowery oriental scent.” Ms. Dion had this to say:

It’s about a woman’s inner beauty, her confidence, her passion, and her sensuality. It’s the way I like to feel about myself.

Side effects may include chest thumping, rhythmic swaying and an overwhelming desire to perform in Vegas for unholy sums of money.

Belong By Celine Dion Goes Global – Fashion Monitor Toronto

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