White People Still Love Will Smith

February 22, 2005

Proving for the second week in a row that white people have nothing but love for Will Smith, Hitch was North America’s number one film over the President’s Day weekend. Keanu ‘I have more than one facial expression’ Reeves starrer, Constantine, came in a close second. Here are the holiday numbers:

1. Hitch $36.73 ($95.0)
2. Constantine $33.62
3. Because of Winn-Dixie $13.22
4. Son of the Mask $9.10
5. Million Dollar Baby $8.14 ($55.6)
6. Are We There Yet? $8.05 ($71.1)
7. Boogeyman $6.08 ($41.7)
8. Pooh’s Heffalump Movie $5.32 ($12.6)
9. The Aviator $4.92 ($88.9)
10. The Wedding Date $4.51 ($25.9)
Nielson EDI

Media Absurdum would like to recognize the brave and noble few who, despite spectacularly horrible reviews, actually purchased a ticket and sat through Son of the Mask. We realize a small part of you died during those harrowing 86 minutes and we’d like to offer our deepest condolences.

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