Push-Up Bra Sold Separately

February 16, 2005

Toys ‘Я’ Us prepares for the onslaught of ‘tweens’ hell-bent on purchasing the ‘it’ item emblematic of their combined superficiality and distorted body image:

Lindsay Lohan, the red-haired “Mean Girls” star, is getting the Barbie treatment with a new doll made in her likeness. The doll is dressed in full red-carpet splendor, wearing a beige dress and a faux fur-trimmed coat.

The Mattel doll comes complete with a director’s chair and her very own velvet rope, the company announced recently.

Inflated sense of self-importance not included.

Lindsay Lohan is a real doll: Barbie, that is – MSNBC

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