People with bad hair need love, too

February 13, 2005

In a bid to continue the trend of nuptial notability by the follicly forlorn (read Donald Trump), songstress Christina Aguilera is now engaged to 26 year-old music executive Jordan Bratman. We’re not saying this marriage will end badly, but a certain Miss Mariah ‘Scary’ bagged herself a music executive, divorced him, and, in later years, went a bit mental. So, Ms. Aguilera, it may be in your best interest to keep a good divorce lawyer on retainer… and a bottle of lithium in your Louis Vuitton handbag. We wish you all the best.

Singer Christina Aguilera to wed

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