Bad Hair: The Early Years

February 10, 2005

Those of you eager to discover the origin of Donald Trump’s enigmatic coif are in for a treat. ABC plans to cash in on Trump-mania with a biopic. Casting is to begin immediately. Finally, one lucky actor’s dream of playing a stone-faced, middle-aged man in perpetual midlife crisis will come true.

ABC Plans TV Movie About Donald Trump


One Response to “Bad Hair: The Early Years”

  1. […] Feb. 10, 2005 – Bad Hair: The Early Years Feb. 16 – An Ass in One Hand, A Drink in the Other Feb. 17 – Because, Apparently, You Oughta Know Feb. 23 – Tears of a Clown Feb. 25 – Yawn Mar. 15 – Two-Time Oscar® Winner Attempts to Smuggle Fruit Into Small Island Nation Mar. 21 – Celebrity Gossip-Mongering Begets Alcoholism Mar. 29 – You, Too, Can Smell Like Celine Apr. 1 – Ozzie and Sharon Baffled by In-Home Pyrotechnics Apr. 7 – Spears to Enter Homes, Ruin Other People’s Lives Apr. 13 – Yes, Virginia, There is a Baby Federline Apr. 19 – Natasha Lyonne: ‘I’m Going to Sexually Molest Your Dog’ Apr. 25 – Happy Birthday, Your Mom’s a Cokehead Apr. 26 – My Mother is Dianne Wiest and I’m Going to Steal Your iPod Apr. 28 – Five Reasons Tom Cruise is Dating Katie Holmes May 3 – Acting is Hard May 22 – Tara Reid Gets Her ‘Wild On!’ May 29 – MA Exclusive: Notorious Party Girl Val Ferrier June 25 – Tom & Katie: A Very Special Episode of ‘The Twilight Zone’ Aug. 20 – Courtney Loves Drugs Aug. 21 – Jude Law: No More Miller Time Aug. 25 – ScarJo in Accident With Auto Sept. 17 – You Had Me at ‘Annulment’ Sept. 24 – ‘Cocaine Kate’ Snorts Her Way to Tabloid Hell Sept. 29 – Kermit Kindly Asks You Not to Lick His Backside Oct. 14 – Jude and Sienna and Salma… Oh My! […]

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